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OMG DED
I just scrubbed for five hours (including walls). And vacuumed. And washed floors. And cleaned the hallway carpet (which doesn't look any cleaner but smells a helluva lot better).
And I'm maybe halfway done.
Jesus, I'm the world's WORST housekeeper. Why the fuck do I not have a Roomba?
*staggers off to bed after watching The Oxford Murders ( Read more... ) -
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I FUCKING HATE MACS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
So I am a loser
Yesterday morning as I was leaving for work I discovered I was missing my security access pass, afterhours pass (which is sadly used most days) and bus pass (which are all on the same clip). I ALWAYS keep them in the same spot in my purse ( Read more... ) -
Just shoot me and put me out of my misery. Really.
So I worry about getting old. Memory loss, lack of coordination, vile temper tantrums, the whole bit.
Well, it all came together tonight when attempting to host my father's birthday dinner:
- Wake up to the sound of cat retching, moan pitifully and attempt to dull pain of pinched nerve in shoulder with heavy application of heating pads and ( Read more... )
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I suck
I need someone to slap me upside the head so I can get my act together and start remembering some very important birthdays.
Best wishes and hugs to those who celebrated in August (hangs head in shame):
elanorgardner - For all the wonderful things you do for the fandom, and most especially for Risto Vae *sniff*
widgeon7 - For your beautiful artwork
azrhiaz - For ELF ( Read more... ) -
PSA: When making instant soup in the microwave...
Make sure you add water.
Your co-workers and the fire department will thank you for it.
Our entire floor now reeks of... I can't even describe it. And I do too. It's literally permeated my clothes. I drove several people off an elevator just a few minutes ago - even I was choking.
Just be glad you're all far far away. -
Up to six bandaids now
Must. Not. Kill. Co-workers.
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Ow Fuck Ow Fuck Ow Fuck
I am an addictive nail-biter/cuticle-chewer from way back when ( Read more... ) -
Accomplishments/Failures this week
On the plus side ( Read more... )